Hot Topics of 2004

You know, this is the time of year when Time, Newsweek, People, Celebrities on Drugs, etc. do their restrospectives of 2004. In the coming days, I will do a series of blogs about 2004. Only I will do it 21's-style.

Here, then, is a list of hot topics for 2004

1.) The difference between metrosexual and redneck-sexual (Booker: Metrosexual; Mays and Rich: rednecksexual)
2.) Finding new and exciting uses for Saran Wrap and plastic forks
3.) Craposphere (what DOES that word mean, anyway? Craven?)
4.) Leanguage (Holding a grudge, oxygen tank, and other words)
5.) The Grand Kidnapping of Pistol Pete
6.) VillageGate
7.) Blogs (of course)
8.) Bananas (they're not just for dinner anymore)
9.) Pig slippers
10.) I can't think of a #10....ideas?